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A classic grey alien with enormous black eyes applying eyeshadow with a makeup brush
"We have been around billions of years longer than humans, and our egos have become just as vain as you might expect," admits E.T. influencer SexxyTreksy.
A smiling man in swim trunks and snorkel mask floats serenely underwater, waving at the camera, surrounded by five distinct sharks of various species
Experts caution: Stay At Home, Lie Down, Have A Beer for maximum safety.
Yogi Bare, the columnist, bare-chested in a saffron turban and prayer beads, smiling and raising a peace sign
Sleep is a habit. Habits are chains. I have not slept since 2019 and I feel extraordinary. Here is what I know.
Gary at home in his dumpster behind the Applebee's
"I'm a huge advocate of living off the grid," says Gary, 54. "But still right next to the grid. Grid-adjacent."
Neighbors observe topless gardening from fence and second-story windows
"We did not design the study this way," the lead researcher noted. "The data found us."
Brenda Hollis in her office
"I've seen what trying does to people. I can't keep recommending it in good conscience."