"We have been around billions of years longer than humans, and our egos have become just as vain as you might expect," admits E.T. influencer SexxyTreksy.

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"I'm a huge advocate of living off the grid," says Gary, 54. "But still right next to the grid. Grid-adjacent."

"We did not design the study this way," the lead researcher noted. "The data found us."

"I've seen what trying does to people. I can't keep recommending it in good conscience."