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Oil Executives Express Deep Concern While Visibly Doing Backflips
Industry leaders pray for a peaceful resolution, while enjoying gymnastic exuberance as Brent crude passes $120 and the champagne budget passes $12 million.
Staff Reporter · May 8, 2026