"We have only one gender," the delegation admitted. "Does that make us gay?"

Indian Government Raids™ Cockroach Party. Party Headquarters traced to Roach Motel™.

After decades of effort, North American cities have achieved the kind of visible deprivation that once required a transcontinental flight to reach.

Lack of home geiger counters leaves voters stumped at the polling booth.

A white, white, very White House — to be completed with "German efficiency," using "forced laborers."

Naval commanders confirm the triple-dog blockade is legally binding under customary international law. "You cannot un-triple-dog-blockade," says a senior official.