With the blockade lifted, re-imposed, and lifted again inside a single week, Tehran clarified that Hormuz is being held, tightly, affectionately, without letting go.

An agreement to sign a ceasefire on Friday is close enough that the world has already begun forgetting the Strait of Hormuz exists.

"We have only one gender," the delegation admitted. "Does that make us gay?"

Indian Government Raids™ Cockroach Party. Party Headquarters traced to Roach Motel™.

After decades of effort, North American cities have achieved the kind of visible deprivation that once required a transcontinental flight to reach.

Lack of home geiger counters leaves voters stumped at the polling booth.

A white, white, very White House — to be completed with "German efficiency," using "forced laborers."

Naval commanders confirm the triple-dog blockade is legally binding under customary international law. "You cannot un-triple-dog-blockade," says a senior official.