In the spirit of celebrating those that are most likely to sow chaos into the fabric of global society, the Paz clan is the third recipient of FIFA's least-coveted award.

Federation hails 'paradigm shift' after naming its top prospect a 14-year-old who has not stood up since March.

Soccer too "wussy" for advanced interstellar species.

Industry experts beg children to stop breaking the living room furniture with karate kicks and jumps.

"I did a lot of customization to it," says teen, pointing to Temu plastic components.

The category was always there. Now there are prizes.

"I really didn't have a plan for when I caught it," concedes German, 3, neutered, in a candid post-loss interview that has rocked the professional Chase community.

An investigation into the pathetic pathology of poorly positioned product placement.