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A white, white, very White House — to be completed with "German efficiency," using "forced laborers."
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House on Monday unveiled architectural plans for two new wings, designated the North Wing and the South Wing, in what officials described as a "long-overdue completion of a building that has, frankly, been incomplete since 1800." Officials announced the additions adorned in new "Propaganda" uniforms.
The new wings will form a balanced four-armed complex around the central historic building, with the existing West Wing shifted north of the center-line for "a racially pure aesthetic."
December 31, 2028 will roll directly to January 1, 2030, emergency workaround for the Y29K problem.
The company, which has lost $14 billion this year alone, says regular people deserve "equal access to financial disaster."
