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Vol. MMXXVI·No. IX·US Independence, July 4, 2026
World

Fact Check: The American Revolution

You were lied to about the real history of the American-British engagement

George Washington as a wooden Pinocchio marionette with a long nose, in a tricorn hat and blue Continental coat, chopping down a cherry tree with a hatchet
  • Was America founded in 1776?
  • Did the colonists actually win the war?
  • Was Washington guilty of arboricide?
  • Did Paul Revere warn anyone about the invasion?
  • Did Washington cross the Delaware, or the Rhine?
  • Is the Star-Spangled Banner spangled?
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