SatyrSatire
Est. Ben "Jammin" Franklin  ·  All The News That Fits

When the servers go down, the record stands.

Paper. Acid-free. Archive-grade. Permanent.

Forever Paper is manufactured to a standard that assumes everything else will eventually fail. The cloud will fail. The platform will fail. The company will fail. The apology will follow. The paper will remain.

We do not use the word "permanent" lightly. We use it in the technical, materials-science sense, meaning it will last longer than you, your institution, and anyone who remembers why it mattered. This is what you want from paper. This is what we provide.

Satyr Satire has been printed on Forever Paper since Benjamin Franklin. We cannot prove this. The paper, however, survives.

Our Products

Archive Ream

$34.00

500 sheets. Acid-free. Lignin-free. pH neutral. Will outlast the network, the backup, and the organization responsible for the backup.

Broadsheet Roll

$89.00

For institutional use. Newspapers, proclamations, records of things that happened. Available in widths that accommodate the truth.

Forever Note

$49.00

A bound journal of Forever Paper, 300 pages. Write what you need to last. Do not write anything you will regret. The paper will not forget.

Frequently Asked Questions

Forever Paper is still in development, but will soon complete with your Monero donations.