SatyrSatire
When the servers go down, the record stands.
Paper. Acid-free. Archive-grade. Permanent.
Forever Paper is manufactured to a standard that assumes everything else will eventually fail. The cloud will fail. The platform will fail. The company will fail. The apology will follow. The paper will remain.
We do not use the word "permanent" lightly. We use it in the technical, materials-science sense, meaning it will last longer than you, your institution, and anyone who remembers why it mattered. This is what you want from paper. This is what we provide.
Satyr Satire has been printed on Forever Paper since Benjamin Franklin. We cannot prove this. The paper, however, survives.
Our Products
Archive Ream
500 sheets. Acid-free. Lignin-free. pH neutral. Will outlast the network, the backup, and the organization responsible for the backup.
Broadsheet Roll
For institutional use. Newspapers, proclamations, records of things that happened. Available in widths that accommodate the truth.
Forever Note
A bound journal of Forever Paper, 300 pages. Write what you need to last. Do not write anything you will regret. The paper will not forget.
Frequently Asked Questions
- How long does Forever Paper last? Independently tested at 500 years under controlled archival conditions. Uncontrolled conditions vary. We make no representations about conditions after 2526.
- Is it waterproof? It is water-resistant to a degree that exceeds most paper and falls short of stone. We recommend pairing it with Forever Ink, which is also water-resistant. Together, they represent the most durable writing system available that does not require chiseling.
- What if I write something wrong? Join the community of thousands of historians, philosophers and scientists, all of whom were wrong at some point.