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July 2, 2026 · Ashura | FIFA Awards Peace Prize To Paz Cartel
June 21, 2026 · Father's Day | Father Achieves Lifelong Dream Of Being Left Completely Alone In Garage
June 14, 2026 · Disclosure Day | Aliens Finally Outed. No One Surprised
June 7, 2026 · Eucharist | Pope's Warning About AI Also Written by AI
May 31, 2026 · Gawai Dayak | You Are Not Tired. You Are Vibrating at the Wrong Frequency.
May 25, 2026 · Memorial Day | Grocers Introduce Trauma Centers at Checkout
May 18, 2026 · Victoria Day | White House Unveils Plans for North and South Wings
May 10, 2026 · Mother's Day | Oil Executives Express Deep Concern While Visibly Doing Backflips