Tip the Satyr
Satyr runs on Monero, a kind of anonymous digital cash. Three steps.
1

Get a wallet

Free · about 2 minutes

A wallet is just a free app that holds your money. The friendliest one for beginners is Cake Wallet (iPhone, Android, or computer). On a desktop you can also use the official Monero wallet.

  1. Install the app and open it.
  2. Choose Create New Wallet and pick Monero.
  3. Write down the recovery words it shows you, or take a screenshot. Those words are like your ATM PIN.
This wallet is yours, not ours. Satyr never sees it and never stores anything about it. Nobody signs up with us at any point.
2

Put a little money on it

A few dollars is plenty

Now you load your wallet, the way you would top up a transit card.

  1. In the app, tap Buy.
  2. Enter a small amount. Five or ten dollars is more than enough to tip with.
  3. Pay with your card or Apple Pay / Google Pay. The Monero lands in your wallet in a few minutes.
The app's payment partner may ask to verify your card. That is between you and them. Satyr is not involved and learns none of it.
3

Send some to Satyr

10 seconds

Last step. In your wallet, tap Send, paste the address below, choose how much, and confirm.

Satyr Satire tip jar · Monero (XMR)
83NtiCbUQ8pCHpA5EWN6Px8dV57LseZeSfKc6oaeHNZVJcJp5mN8zku627cdP5oAcVP6ijfZpxhrW1SpPqLx1i3gSAi1s6X
That is it. No receipt, no email, no thank-you card, because we would not know where to send one. The tip is anonymous and yours stays yours.

What Satyr keeps on file about you

Nothing. No name, no email, no card, no account. That is not a slogan, it is just how Monero works.